Seriously? That's right folks! It's that time of year when the carnies and ex-convicts come and hang out in our front yard. Lucky us. Call to reserve your parking spot in our driveway.
Austin Powers: Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war. Basil Exposition: What's the other? Austin Powers: Excuse me? Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you? Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands
Oops, I'm struggling a bit with the 'post' button... apparently. I can't believe I'm missing out on the AF carni, and the chance to hang out with all the local hoodrats! I'll bet you can smell the ciggie smoke & vommit right from your front porch! What a treat!
Lock your doors! I don't know where Carnie people hide the rest of the year, but when the "City of Fun" comes to town, they crawl out of their holes to partay. So sorry. Let me know if you make it!
My dad took my sister Melissa to the AF carnival when she was about 4 years old. There was vomit in the seat of the ride and the carnie told her to clean it up herself. Again, she was 4. Charming.
Yes, I attended the "City of Scum," as Chad so lovingly refers to it. I was sympathizing with you. Nothing like a Gravitron to set the tone for the neighborhood, eh?
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Austin Powers: Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war.
Basil Exposition: What's the other?
Austin Powers: Excuse me?
Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you?
Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands
I can smell the cabbage already! Lucky you to get front row seats
Oops, I'm struggling a bit with the 'post' button... apparently.
I can't believe I'm missing out on the AF carni, and the chance to hang out with all the local hoodrats! I'll bet you can smell the ciggie smoke & vommit right from your front porch! What a treat!
Oh! I'm so happy! It's finally here! When can come park in your driveway?
Lock your doors! I don't know where Carnie people hide the rest of the year, but when the "City of Fun" comes to town, they crawl out of their holes to partay. So sorry. Let me know if you make it!
My dad took my sister Melissa to the AF carnival when she was about 4 years old. There was vomit in the seat of the ride and the carnie told her to clean it up herself. Again, she was 4. Charming.
Yes, I attended the "City of Scum," as Chad so lovingly refers to it. I was sympathizing with you. Nothing like a Gravitron to set the tone for the neighborhood, eh?
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